July 7, 2025
the priest on his knees who protects his faith
fuckin hell, man. lower backs fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked. can barely walk cause of the back, knees and ma testicle pain. no shat right in ages, man. asked the mrs to bring me in a fast acting laxative. she comes back like 'yo, i got a treat for youuuu' am like 'here wae' and she pulls out a box of laxatives, suppositories. fuck. tried the first one, widny go up. second one a lubed up and also lubed up ma arsehole, lmao. second one went up, got the full finger up too... then a had to hold it in by squeezin the arse muscles. 15 mins a held it in, was brutal lol,felt like i was gonna shit maself, painful trapped gas. time was going slow, thankfully season 3 eh limmys show was on, deedee found some nifty clothes in a bin bag. 15 mins later and i was ready to unleash the brown spirit. good shit was had, felt much better. lower half of me still hurts like fuck tho. the beat for 'seeds' is fucking sending me. i started a fresh project for it and it's sounding a lot better. lets hope it stays on the right track.
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